Mel Gibson goes into a bar #1

Mel Gibson goes into a bar. He turns to the customer next to him, looks him up and down and says 'Hey fella - what's your name?'

'Ira Goldberg,' says the customer. 'Why?'

Gibson smacks him on the nose and shouts 'You people sank the Titanic!'

Reeling, the customer protests. 'The Jews did not sink the Titanic! It was an iceberg!'

Gibson shrugs. 'Iceberg. Goldberg. What's the difference?'